Tiger Woods dating again

Elin Nordegren is back to school and Tiger Woods is back to prowling. This according to a new report that has Tiger Woods in the company of a young blonde who appears to be his most recent, uh, target.
Radar report that Tiger Woods was hitting golf balls in his Windermere, Florida neighborhood earlier this week, and when witnesses looked a little closer, they saw an attractive blonde accompanying him. Sources have described Tiger’s company as a “very pretty blonde who looked a lot like Elin” (no kidding, Elin’s hot) and who laughed and carried on from the golf cart while Tiger took his turn at the tee.
The identity of Tiger Woods’ date goes unknown, but sources say that Woods was simply desperate to make a connection again. Apparently Woods was sick of spending every night at home alone while Elin lives a mile away and lives her life contentedly (way to go back to school, girl!) in between meetings with divorce lawyers. One Tiger insider has also said that Woods is back on the Orlando nightlife scene: “Tiger has been out frequently … He particularly likes Embers, a restaurant/bar. He doesn’t want to stay home alone anymore.”
If a woman becomes Tiger Woods’ new arm candy, what will the world think of her? We’re inclined to believe she’ll be the subject of international criticism and will be pegged as a gold-digger. Because, if you met Tiger Woods and he asked you out, imagine what your thought process would be. Ew! But on the other hand, there are some big perks to this deal… Maybe not a bad gig if you don’t mind bathing in rubbing alcohol afterward.