“I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight”
“Why is daddy in a dress”
“I used my mom`s vibrator”
“Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy”
“Can you get aids from swimming in a pool with black people”
“i am extremely terrified of chinese people”
"Google won`t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don`t find Chuck Norris, he finds you"
“Black people stole my car”
“Will we poop in heaven”
“How come when i talk to girls on facebook they don`t answer me back”
"My wife left town with a banana"
“How can i get my…”
"George Bush is…an alien?"
"When do you grow a condom"
“Does your virginity grow back”