10 Very Unfortunate Names

Seriously, their parents should be locked up.


Jesus Condom. With a name like this, Jesus Condom could easily be a religious porn star



@ A Chinese couple seeking a distinctive and modern name for their child chose the commonly used @ symbol., much to the consternation of Chinese officials.



Dick Assman is a Saskatchewan gas station owner whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America in 1995.Assman,was discovered by David Letterman, who was amused by his name.



On May 13, 1990, this young man was blessed with being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman. Unfortunately we were unable to find the boy for comment, as no one seems to know his alter egos…



Sex Offender Name Fail, Mister Love was convicted in 1997 of two counts of unlawful sexual conduct.


Candidate Oliver Loser. It seems we have a winner.

Judy Swallows…this really the kind of name that a candidate wants to have